Toy lightsaber turns out to be real. [video]
My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John.
How big is that toy?!
George Michael and Maeby’s love child. [x]
some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers
My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level
I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.
our hot dogs in elementary school were green
Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown
Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )
i once threw up the brisket i was served, but was told i still had to go to class
One time my school served us an open hot dog bun with tomato sauce and garlic
I’ve gotten food poisoning three times
We used to play games with our hot dogs to see whose would bounce the highest because they were that rubbery.
And the chicken nuggets and most everything else was at least partially frozen except for the pizza and that was only because they didn’t make it at the school.
I remember finding a piece of plastic in one of my hamburgers in my elementary school.
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji