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This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

too lazy.

I literally live on the opposite corner of the country and apparently I’ve been misinformed about alligators

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some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

i once threw up the brisket i was served, but was told i still had to go to class

One time my school served us an open hot dog bun with tomato sauce and garlic

I’ve gotten food poisoning three times

We used to play games with our hot dogs to see whose would bounce the highest because they were that rubbery.

And the chicken nuggets and most everything else was at least partially frozen except for the pizza and that was only because they didn’t make it at the school. 

I remember finding a piece of plastic in one of my hamburgers in my elementary school.

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